Us Navy Chiefs

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  1. FLAGS

    FLAGS New Member

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    Last night, some of my Shipmates and I went to a Gentleman's Club.

    A Lieutenant wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a $10
    bill. When the dancer came over to us, the Lieutenant licked the $10
    bill and stuck it to her butt cheek!

    Not to be outdone, a Commander pulls out a $20 bill. He calls the girl
    back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to her other butt cheek.

    In another attempt to impress the rest of us, the Captain pulls out a
    $50 bill and calls the girl over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about
    the way things are going, but fortunately he just stuck it to one of her
    butt cheeks, again.

    My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the girl
    gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the
    girl's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I
    reached for my wallet. What could I do?

    Then the Chief in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down
    the crack of her butt, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went to the bar.

    Is it any wonder why we take pride in being among those who can make
    claim to being a Navy Chief?
  2. larrydfagre

    larrydfagre New Member

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    I will never fall down drunk in a gutter... If I do fall down drunk in a gutter, I will shield my collar devices to make it appear that I am a Junior Officer :)

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